By JessThompson - 05/12/2012 16:50 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
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ICastillo 24

Well times are hard everybody is having a rough time and down grading.

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Pleonasm 35

Your kids learnt the grim reality of life. Santa can't hold his job; it's stressful and only comes one a year. The IRS is up his ass and the missus has had more rides from the elves than Santa gets on his sleigh. Everyone copes some how. So merry christmas you jolly bastard. I'll be leaving you my cookies and milk.

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doglover100 28

The elves are making toys, Santa needed a break.

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reelucy 0

so what? if you encourage the greed that believing in Santa entails, they might just end up like that poor broke guy trying to make a living off of parents who feed their children stupid lies about a commercialized holiday. either celebrate what the holiday truly is, or don't celebrate it at all, you deserved it.

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winkydog4056 16

Just tell kids Santa smokes from stress of dealing with a bunch of ungrateful little *****.

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winkydog4056 16

Oops, spelling error. Uhn-grayt-full little *****.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Okay, don't let this taint their overall image of Santa. Just don't let them grow up as smokers.

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edmunson 22

If Santa can afford to smoke he either isn't unemployed or isn't smart...wonder if he has a family to feed and still wastes his money on tobacco. That's the sad part of our current times!

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Those children will forever be scarred for life, with that image burnt into their mind.

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Scotticus117 11

so what? i saw santa wearing a pair of aviators, smoking a cigar, and driving a ford bronco down the interstate last year. his beard was clearly real and i knew it was the real thing lol. didn't know santa was that cool

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aztecwarrior1983 1

Just spare them and tell them there is no Santa, it's retarded how we celebrate a Holliday that has nothing to do with it's real meaning.

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tdharris9 1

Oh come on, everyone knows Santa smokes menthols!

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