Health: Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour...

By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Amityville

By bumpinthenight - 20/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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Friday 2 December 2011 9:08

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

Nolnah 14

Friday 2 December 2011 9:13

That's one mean death stare...

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BillGapes 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:07

If this is true, this is awesome!

MuffinTops 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:07

mybabyvinny 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 4:36

O my god! I almost peed myself!

taurusxdee 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:12

Omgosh! Creeped out!

cmac86 23

Friday 16 December 2011 10:22

Good thing you didn't do a staring contest with her. This has to be the creepiest FML I've ever heard (read) though.

Solid_Waters 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:31

This has to be the best and the creepiest FML ever.

xoxomariahkxoxo 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:36

Omg! Thats friken sketched!

winterforever97 30

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:44

That's so creepy!

GhostDuck 30

Friday 13 January 2012 5:09

Time for a staring contest! Quick, before her eyes rot!! *waits to be thumbed down*

kims0706 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:40

And this is what makes people go into therapy....

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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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Amityville

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