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By unknown52 - 02/12/2011 02:02 - Netherlands

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 22:00

Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 08:25 - United States

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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By bumpinthenight - 20/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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that1guy1 13

Friday 2 December 2011 9:08

I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...

Nolnah 14

Friday 2 December 2011 9:13

That's one mean death stare...

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VelmaKelly2 2

Friday 2 December 2011 21:06

FYL. I would've shit myself.

KleeTEE_fml 0

Friday 2 December 2011 21:08

Moderated this. Fooooolsss

creampie18 5

Friday 2 December 2011 21:26

Not funny when it comes from this guy...

Conley78643 0

Friday 2 December 2011 22:26

Im guessing she was an old woman. Why the hell did nobody notice they hadn't talked to mom/nana in 3 days? Lmao most people would have checked on her after 1 day.

spluudge 4

Friday 2 December 2011 22:50

At least u noticed before she stunk up the place and lowering the property value on ur block

Troll_spray 6

Friday 2 December 2011 22:52

She croaked when she got a good look at you.

HogwartsDropout7 0

Friday 2 December 2011 23:01

Ghost, or dead body?

muzy 23

Friday 2 December 2011 23:59

Maybe she needed help. If you went over there on the first day, you might have been able to save her life. Shame on you ...

Pazu_fml 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:42

Uh, what? So if you noticed someone looking out their window in your direction, you'd immediately charge into their house to make sure they're not actually dead? I'm not sure your expectations for OP are very realistic.

laurenXD 1

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:17

Oh my... That's an awkward moment....

Misael 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 1:40

That's just really creepy....

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Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Today, while picking up one of my older kids from school, I started talking to another parent. He commented that it had been quite a year in the kindergarten, because every day his kids come home telling stories about two girls, Hannah and Pi, and all the things they did that day. Hannah is my daughter, Pi is her nickname. FML

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Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

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