Love: Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend... - FML

By arsewipe92 - 30/08/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, after two years of dating, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend on my birthday. It wasn't at all like I dreamed about; I dreamt that I wasn't allergic to latex. FML

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arsewipe92 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 22:13

Boy, was my first time memorable. Still, when I recover, it's all bareback for me, I guess. :/

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clockworklolita 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 12:40

Ouch, that must have sucked. However, (you may well know this already) you can get latex-free condoms. Now that you know you're allergic, I'd look into getting some if I were you.

wheeliegirl95 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:14

While I personally have made the decision not to have sex yet, so I haven't looked into condoms, I'm sure there are some kinds that are non-latex. Don't have to go bareback... the non-latex ones may be harder to find, but I'm sure they're out there.

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MamaSeriously 6

Monday 15 July 2013 20:54

Better to find alternative forms of BC than to become a statistics

aforbiddendance 23

Thursday 7 November 2013 21:25

I thought the whole latex-allergy-thing was just an excuse for boys... but apparently it does exist. oops.

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 5:27

ah shit that sucks

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