By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Anonnamus 0

Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?

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popatia 0

Snickerdoodle is a grammar Nazi failure. Age can't even capitalize her own username. LOL. Plus I'm almost 100% sure you related to Dr. Phil. The know-it-all douchebag.

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lilubird 0

live-in sex partner? way to be a pretentious and judgemental snicker.

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capthavoc123 0

Tip: If you have to uproot your life to make a relationship work, it wasn't worth saving.

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Zebidee 8

I agree with #18, "live-in sex partner" is a pretty big call, and pretty disrespectful to the huge proportion of women who choose to live with a partner without being married. I'd like to think my girlfriend brings something more to our relationship than being a self-propelled sex toy.

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suzzette_fml 0

um....then y r u still with him? u must be really desperate if ur staying with someone like that

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MrMaD_fml 2

rule#1: always live for yourself, first. -MaD-

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mbjp93 0

She probably meant uprooted her life in that she had to move away with him for work related reasons.

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cabbitt 0

YDI for uprooting your life for an asshole.

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