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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By sucksforme. - 10/05/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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sjx 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:47

Why the hell does everyone care so much about womens' personal hygiene? Everyone cares about who shaves what, and now it's "gross" to use a ******* pad? Back the **** off.

meaganliz 0

Monday 9 November 2009 23:35

I'd say you should have used tampons, but TSA would probably mistake those for syringes.

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sjx 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:47

Why the hell does everyone care so much about womens' personal hygiene? Everyone cares about who shaves what, and now it's "gross" to use a ******* pad? Back the **** off.

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:32

Seconded.

k43L1 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:31

agreed. thank you for posting that ! jeez. people these days...

hopiee 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:50

ROFLMFAOLMFAOROFLLOLOL >.>

pronghead 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:53

em. bar. a. ssing.

Cloudy_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:07

Your mom didn't think you would be capable of buying some once you got there?

Cameo_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 13:06

Hey, helps saving money.

lisaloise 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:10

JUMBO PADS WIN :D

Vaetrus 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:06

Yea... ..jumbo... really?

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:32

Couldn't she have just given you extra money instead? It's not like "feminine napkins" are not available in your area.

tehgeorgeh 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:54

Lol @ 'feminine napkins' like it's dirty to call it a pad or something.

ami1043 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:02

@11 Irb081 Pads really aren't that disgusting. most pads absorb the fluids so you aren't sitting in a pool of blood. Also, not every woman can wear tampons. I know that I can't.

Bdellophobic 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:11

lmao, the same thing almost happened to me. at the airport in Rome, they decided to check my packsack out of the 30 people in my group before getting on the plane. Fortunately it was a woman, because the first compartment she opened was full of pads. she didn't even look through the rest of the bag :P

iheartyoux96 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 4:30

some religions deem it immoral to stick things up your ****** since it could break your hymen and so some girls can only use pads...

jinubean 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:19

That's embarassing for sure that they searched your bag when it was packed as such but feminine hygiene products don't look like cocaine on x-ray. The security guards might have been checking for explosives or something they didn't recognize since it's not in the job description to search for drugs anyway...