Intimacy: Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this...

By kl - 26/10/2009 06:15 - Canada

Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By Grace - 17/10/2018 03:00

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By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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hogermite 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:14

that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?

littlegolferboy 4

Monday 26 October 2009 17:40

Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.

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epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:01

was that how long he let you do it, or was it that long until he came?

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:12

SIGHHHHH....that sucks!! That was faster than my, former partner, 2 min man :D!!! Maybe he was super excited and haven't blown of some steam in a loooong while. It happens. Maybe he will be better the second time (crossing my fingers for U)?? But u need to get some too! Sharing is caring baby! ;)

XXtayl0r_m0XX 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:44

Who Finished First, You Or Him?? hahah

Houdeka 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:00

wtf I can't even put a condom on in 3 seconds. your a ******* liar and are going to hell.

kristidgranger 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:30

well first I don't see how you can "really like" someone after just a few weeks and then to hop in bed with him that fast well don't expect much either

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:37

I don't blame him. Mississippi is HOT. I'm not sure I could handle the one, nonetheless THREE of them!

cmac86 23

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:18

that's why you wait for marriage, *****.

pennypendolyn 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 2:44

Asswipe she isn't a ***** because she didn't wait for marriage. And 'saving yourself for marriage' is freaking reatarted.

drthunderbolt 4

Monday 18 July 2011 8:10

a couple weeks is pushing it....

jchansfan 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 11:49

Oh poor you... who cares? lol You sound really prissy making an FML out of him not lasting long enough. HE TRIED HIS BEST! D:

GodsOfWrath 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:40

YEAH, BOO HOO. He's known you for two weeks and he's probably attracted to you. Unless you guys were making ****, I'd say that's pretty normal for the first time.. and you should be flattered. Now you can go twist one off in the bathroom and hopefully he gets in 4 mississippi's next time!