Miscellaneous: Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert,... - FML

By lovedontlivehere - 23/09/2010 23:49 - United States

Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML

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Friday 24 September 2010 19:04

hey guys OP here. it was at the Hard Rock Live show in orlando. the kick off of the lady antebellum need you now tour. i handed my cd to dave haywood, who gave it to hillary scott, who gave it to charles kelley who then tossed it into the crowd. and by front row i meant i was in the 'front' since it was gen admission. believe me it really happened, i would have never in a million years thought up this.

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 24 September 2010 9:13

What the hell!? Ummm...nice gesture and all...but ouch....I'm sorry, darling...

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Friday 24 September 2010 9:18

Tell us the name of the band.

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Sunday 5 July 2015 12:15

That CD is now worth like five thousand or more

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