By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
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Nailpolishaholic 20

Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

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superjewguy 19

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op

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beararm 11

keep practicing for ur next job lol.

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Purexinsanity 46

If waking up in the morning is that difficult and the alarm tricks people above me have said don't/haven't worked, maybe you should look into night shifts.

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Nicsb 16

Something that always helps me is setting my alarm 10-30 Minuets before I need to actually wake up, then about five alarms after that.

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Pranav175 14

Just brush your teeth and get back to bed.

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santosb1 11

You gotta get your sh*t together brahhh

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oobergoober89 16

I'm thinking night shift is the way to go for you

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GAMERZxxHD 25

I always have to set 10 alarms each a minute apart to make sure I get up. Try the same, works for most people.

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randomheartthrob 7

Did this one time at my job and was late by 5 minutes. I now set 10 alarms on my phone to ensure I am awake to get to work early. Try that next time

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