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By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Shitty Boss Shitty Job - 15/06/2013 05:41 - United States - Davenport

Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML

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By probablyfired - 25/07/2019 02:01

Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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By hatemyjob - 27/10/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML

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Nailpolishaholic 20

Tuesday 5 May 2015 11:56

Well, you just proved you weren't fired unfairly.

superjewguy 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 11:57

no one to blame but yourself, you totally deserve it op

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Oh_bother44 11

Tuesday 5 May 2015 18:56

I'd suggest getting a roommate that's a light sleeper- my boyfriend often sleeps through his alarm except the nights that I stay over because I'm a ligt sleeper and refuse to lay there listening to his alarm till he hears it 5 mins later :P I will nudge him and that usually wakes him up.

doctorwholover17 9

Tuesday 5 May 2015 19:24

Sorry OP, YDI. No excuse for tardiness.

davek 36

Tuesday 5 May 2015 19:54

Get an alarm clock. If you already have one, get another one and put it on the other side of the room so you can't snooze it from your bed.

ASeeR 14

Tuesday 5 May 2015 21:48

sorry about your job OP .. you need to fix this for your next job

leogachi 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 22:15

Maybe you should try going to bed earlier so that you'll wake up earlier. There's no excuse for waking up late for work all the time. No sympathy, you deserve it.

mishwarner 14

Tuesday 5 May 2015 23:18

Depressed or need help developing a good sleep pattern? Same time to bed each night no matter what, same time up no matter what & get up if you're in bed without sleeping for more than 20 mins. Takes a while but it works.