Kids: Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash...

By jill - 08/05/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML

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By :// - 04/02/2013 00:26 - Netherlands - Nijkerk

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 22:00

Today, I found out why my son has been working out and taking martial arts classes. It was so he could beat his stepbrother up and put him in the hospital, as revenge for stealing his secret cash supply, over £4000. I'm too old and too tired for this. FML

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Docbee 11

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:41

you have a stash in your bedroom? Whatever happened to the bank?

mintcar 9

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:50

Discipline should be in order. Seriously, who steals money from their own parents?

Comments

kevingirl 6

Saturday 30 September 2017 0:01

as soon ad you notoced some missing why didnt you move it?

lucasj23 11

Sunday 8 July 2018 0:47

if you knew the money was slowly disappearing why did you leave it there? obviously it was your kid taking it, who else could it possibly have been. and you just let him. ydi