By et510 - 20/07/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
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It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.

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jessamyn_it_is 0

First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?

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heyyou1203 0

i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.

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bubblezloca1214 7

wow...u guys are stupid, the dude clearly wrote "stocking", as they spelled it on the report' so clearly u all need to learn how to read...

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this_is_llama 0

Oh my gosh someone who can actually read :D

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RKD 23

"Stocking?" A good lawyer can probably get you off on a technicality. Or you can get it expunged. There are ways to get around it, but it will cost! You can make it though, don't give up!

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frank678 7

stocking? you mean "stalking" right?

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wednesdeyy 5

STOCKING!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO HILARIOUS ::::D

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Leatherandlace 0

FYI, "stalking" is the verb, "stocking" is the noun.

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rudymex2003 0

you mean "stalking" lol

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Omgplz 3

It's spelt "stalking"

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Mourningstar 4

You were, I saw you

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