Transportation: Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every... - FML

By et510 - 20/07/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML

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et510 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:27

It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.

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jessamyn_it_is 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:09

First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?

heyyou1203 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:15

i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.

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mintandhazelnut 0

Friday 24 July 2009 0:42

You stocker.

where_i_stood 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:52

looooool, the cops can't spell.

Wicked_6 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:31

Wow, someone is full of herself. Sit that girl down and tell her that the world doesn't revolve around her and to take a chill pill. Or 10.

asilex 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:39

1. Stocking (noun): close-fitting hosiery to cover the foot and leg; come in matched pairs (usually used in the plural) 2. Stocking - the activity of supplying a stock of something; "he supervised the stocking of the stream with trout" LMAO... so you were either being a sock to her. or putting stock on her! AMAZING. didn't know you could get arrested for that!

WONDERWB 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:28

best part is that their bad spelling habits just got you off and now you can get a restraining order against her and them lol gotta love American laws lol

yuhhkno 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:30

umm pretty sure you mean stalking(:

sublime420 11

Monday 26 April 2010 1:05

OMG! He was arrested for stocking! In a grocery store parking lot! HA!

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:00

STOCKING. lmfao that straight up made my day (: even tho i have to write three essays for monday -_-

signuploginpassw 0

Monday 16 August 2010 4:17

ummm I think you mean 'stalking'

jamesjazzkelso1 0

Friday 17 September 2010 20:39

ya btw u spelled stalking wrong. nice one jack ass.

this_is_llama 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 2:21

Yeah by the way you spelled 'you' wrong and completely forgot about capital letters. Nice one.

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