By et510 - 20/07/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML
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It was a parking lot for a grocery store. My car is a beige '82 300D Mercedes. I don't think it looks that suspicious. I've never been in a car accident in my whole entire life, then when I moved to Georgia, I was in 3 within my first year living here. I didn't cause any of them. If that happened to you, you'd understand why I park in a parking lot to let the traffic go by. I know it sounds shady, but after I explained this to you, does it still sound shady? Apparently the cops think so.

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First, that chick is a psycho, second, why are american cops so aggressive?! I read so often on here that they arrest people when they did like, nothing (bad). WTH?

heyyou1203 0

i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.

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Illiterate cops and a pshyco chick, wow

rocker_chick23 27

Learn to read, retard. The cops are the ones who spelled stalking wrong on the report.

Authoress14 15

By the time you get home is when you leave. YDI

Was there no way you could have explained the situation to the girl and begged her to drop the charges. Since you don't know her Im assuming she's never seen you at her house, you don't call, text, or threaten her, so she is a paranoid bitch. What kind of selfish inconsiderate woman ruins someones life over parking in the same spot every day? She's the one that needs to see a psychologist every week. unfortunately there's little recourse you can take in the deep south where cops seem to think they are Gods and the court only exist to serve law enforcement.

rocker_chick23 27

I am shocked that there are so many illiterate morons on this post. The cops spelled stalking wrong on the report, so he spelled it wrong on purpose to show how stupid the cops were.

hate such people who think they r a star

I'm worried my sister might get someone in trouble like this cause she is super paranoid about everything.