Creepy and Work: Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss...

By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 00:00

Today, after “talking” and flirting with my team lead for a few months, we started dating and I quit my job, which I really liked, and started working somewhere I didn’t just so we could be together. Now, two weeks after quitting, she breaks up with me. FML

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By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2014 18:03 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I told my boss I'm going to quit, after months of being abused, doing meaningless work, and working late every day. I was soon given so many new projects that I didn't even have time to write my resignation letter. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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By mrmarshall - 17/05/2019 05:44

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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By supervisor - 06/11/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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joawmeens 7

Friday 28 June 2013 12:16

"Secret relationship" is just about the creepiest thing I've ever heard... "We're in a secret relationship, so it is perfectly fine for me to sneak in your room and watch you sleep! I also took a lock of your hair, and licked your toothbrush, because I secret love you!!"

XxXCrissyXxX 12

Friday 28 June 2013 12:12

I guess it was a little too secret.

Comments

golden_warrior 23

Friday 28 June 2013 12:50

I think Bubba in prison likes secret relationships :)

Pesticides 19

Friday 28 June 2013 13:29

...What?

rosatoscano 12

Friday 28 June 2013 20:07

I don't think I understand what is being said here

rosenkrieger223 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 1:05

What the hell does prison have to do with anything here? It seems like I'm not the only confused about that...

jw90 18

Friday 28 June 2013 12:51

Haha what the hell? What say we go in the closet and have a secret love session?

LemonandLime 13

Friday 28 June 2013 12:51

Still a better love story than twilight.

Pesticides 19

Friday 28 June 2013 12:59

oh god I miss these comments

DaLiquer 20

Friday 28 June 2013 12:58

He is a freak, you should've reported him to his superiors! And if he is the business owner he will probably get sued eventually!

phooboy 10

Friday 28 June 2013 13:10

You shouldn't have quit. Deny him your secret love, he fires you, and voila - unemployment benefits, which he contributes to. Double whammy.

Soloman212 28

Friday 28 June 2013 13:15

Or at the very least, filed a very valid sexual harassment complaint.

venus89 17

Friday 28 June 2013 13:30

Hmm. Record every conversation for evidence.

eyesmile27 7

Friday 28 June 2013 13:39

It's not a secret anymore! XD

buckdharma 36

Friday 28 June 2013 13:46

Listen, Do you want to know a secret?, Do you promise not to tell?, whoa oh, oh. Closer, Let me whisper in your ear, Say the words you long to hear, I'm in love with you.