Love: Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner...

By mymidlifecrisis - 08/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Valley Village

Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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Bitter

By jon - 11/03/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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Don't look back

By downbad - 02/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML

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Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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Better late than never

By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

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Alexa, play "Metal Baby" by Teenage Fanclub

By carl - 09/02/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-girlfriend from a few months ago is dating a metalhead. I’m a metalhead and she did not care to explore metal when she was with me. Everything she didn’t care about me, she loves in him. He’s also better at guitar than I am too. FML

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gurding 15

Saturday 24 September 2016 4:01

I know it sounds mean, but you should be with someone who appreciates you for you, OP. You may have been together for years, but you may be better off with someone else

CamIsTheMan 10

Saturday 24 September 2016 4:01

She a hoe

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Rexsace102 5

Saturday 24 September 2016 19:25

Now i aint saying she a gold digger

Diamond_don 18

Sunday 25 September 2016 0:16

Tweet: just finessed another meal

SataySticks 13

Sunday 25 September 2016 0:29

I was in a relationship like this for 4 years. Expect he didn't even like it when we went out. He only liked me for the sex he got whenever he wanted. Please don't stay in a relationship where you (or her) are unhappy because there are people out there that would share your likes and dislikes that you would probably be much happier with.

obeykaitlyn 25

Sunday 25 September 2016 1:24

maybe she's one of those people that believe in "opposites attract"

MyssTryss 16

Sunday 25 September 2016 6:21

I mean, I love food as much as the next girl, but relationships shouldn't just be based on that. I'm sorry OP.

coolvictori 22

Sunday 25 September 2016 6:32

It took you years to realize that? Damn you slow.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 25 September 2016 20:26

If she was willing to fake it for years just for free food, that's some serious commitment.

LordVaper 14

Sunday 25 September 2016 22:39

is she before her period and mean to you?

Thekbking 11

Monday 26 September 2016 2:10

to me this doesn't sound like a good relationship. the guy should prolly dump her ass if he's passionate about all those said things. regardless if all she really likes is him giving her shit she's still trash and needs to grow up. men are not supposed to completely support their women and have her do whatever she wants unless they want to do so. it should never be expected or be obligated to do so.