Miscellaneous: Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite...

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 108

You deserved it 2 617

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 413

You deserved it 2 668

By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 355

You deserved it 287

By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 710

You deserved it 7 278

The hair of the dog

By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 338

You deserved it 337

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 039

You deserved it 2 375

By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 532

You deserved it 5 818

By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 010

You deserved it 877

By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 526

You deserved it 862

By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 170

You deserved it 3 902

ChristianHunter 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:48

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

alicemassie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:43

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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boatiebanter 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:36

Don't let them drive, they might kill someone, but do drive them all out into the middle of nowhere and dump them. Walking might help their memories a bit :)

anniemeece 23

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:37

Ouch. I honestly have a bad feeling that that is my future. :(

maddog_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:41

@#33 Shitty things will happen in life, so don't worry to much :)

Jaguaress 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:51

Hope you refused to take them anywhere and told them to take a cab. You need better friends, if you're wanting people who are less shallow.

sumoneoverthere 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:03

Who the hell is clicking YDI. You guys are retarded.

unistudentb 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:06

I hate these ones. It's like, these people are NOT your friends. In the nicest possible way, get some self-respect and find friends who care about you. I hope you didn't give them a ride home. I'm sorry you had to deal with them.

staciieee_x3 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:29

then they aren't your friends. plain & simple. get some new friends, quick!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:32

You should've said something like, "Hey guys! I can't hear you because I'm at this AWESOME concert/club with this really cute guy I met at the coffee shop today! What? I can't hear you! You're cutting out..." -static- -hang up- Then lie the next day and say you got some. That's what I'd do anyway.