Miscellaneous: Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite...

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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ChristianHunter 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:48

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

alicemassie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:43

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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jewelzgalore 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:55

#3, I like that idea. Seconded!

fuckmyl1f333 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:55

unless one of them was the other sex and super hot and drunk, dont pick them up

Asdas_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:35

Ever head of a thing called 'rape'? Because thats the word for the thing you seem to be suggesting.

Asdas_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:19

In many countries having sex with drunken person is considered rape if you're sober. Or at least sexual abuse if not rape.

hk_fml 9

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:56

I really hope that you didnt go pick them up

gcristina17 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:57

Wow, I hope you didn't gp help them out! What assholes, you should hang with people that appreciate you as a person, not a tool to get what they need.

blud 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:57

Pretend to be picking them up and when they're at the car door drive away.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:06

That would've been soo hilarious to watch.

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:14

psh...not even that much. that's too much work for those idiots. Tell them on the phone that you are coming and let them wait for you, and then don't show up. actually, i saw this one thing on tv. if you do decide to pick them up, since if you don't pick them up, they'll be drunk driving, and other people shouldn't have to pay for their idiocy...and you know that they probably don't want anyone at home to know that they are home late and drunk or whatever...drop them off but make sure to run over their mailbox, honk your horn (to say goodbye), shout as they leave, etc and do it all on accident. tv...good stuff.

bexox 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:35

Yeah... then tell them you "forgot" to pick them up.

nxkftw 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:01

You better not have picked them up!!!! if you did ydi.

K001 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:04

agree with #15 & #12. **** them!

24788 6

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:08

You should of said no.

Mnemic 5

Saturday 20 June 2009 10:17

Well I agree with almost all posters here. I would have started looking for nicer friends as well. You're probably a nice person which they hope they can use.