Miscellaneous: Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite...

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

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By Neednewfriends - 11/11/2015 14:38 - Australia

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 12:49

Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By good friend - 27/12/2013 06:35 - United States - Missoula

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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ChristianHunter 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:48

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

alicemassie 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:43

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

Comments

tha_artist 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:50

**** em all.

Vanita 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:54

Someone needs to look up the definition of "friends". Still, I feel sorry for you.

CassandraBear93 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 13:59

basically i agree with what everyone is saying, they are definitely not good friends, find new ones

intrepid00 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:12

If they sounded totatlly wasted I'd drive them home, but it would be a house that just looked like thiers.

Suckstbeyou 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:36

actually I would be happy you aren't a loser like them. they'll probably never do anything more than that.

BikerMike 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 14:46

tell them to drive there own asses home and sit around the corner with a cell phone and call the cops on their asses. then drive by laughing

illgutcha 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:07

Those guys are not your friends!

Chfanfiction 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:25

You should've given them rides, and on the way home said to them this was the last thing you'd ever do for them as a friend. Even if they are assholes, people don't let people drive drunk.