By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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ChristianHunter 0

Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up

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alicemassie 0

i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL

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LeoBrZ81 0

If it were me, I'd tell them I was on my way, but never show up. FYL.

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Avenging_Angel 0

Ugh, FYL :/ If I were you, I'd tell them I'd pick them up right away, and then go back to whatever I was doing and leave them stranded there. When they ask you about it the next day, you can say you "forgot" to pick them up

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Kttttt 0

But you did give them a ride right? At least they didn't try and drive themselves. I mean, FYL for not being invited, but at least they didn't try and drive.

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aback 4

Easy enough to send a taxi to their place. They were too cheap to get one themselves, they preferred to mooch off the "friend" they don't give a shit about.

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plethora 3

Ugh, dear God, please tell me you didn't go pick them up!

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Tubasaurus 0

I agree with #22. That or just tell them to get a cab. If they can't pay the cab fare then that's that, they get some exercise.

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Nightfallz 0

hopefully you gave them a ride aye. I'd rather drive drunk assholes home then have them kill themselves or someone else

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akfml 0

i wouldnt have given them a ride but on the other hand i agree with #28. you should have tricked them be like yeah i'm on my way then go over there and take all their keys away then be like "later guys" so they cant drive their cars and they would be forced to get a cab or spend the night there.

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akfml 0

i wouldnt have given them a ride but on the other hand i agree with #28. you should have tricked them be like yeah i'm on my way then go over there and take all their keys away then be like "later guys" so they cant drive their cars and they would be forced to get a cab or spend the night there.

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