Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

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spockezri 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:53

So? All week so far I haven't eaten much of ANYTHING 'cause I've had a stomach flu...

Superstitious 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 16:57

You deserve a Purple Heart

qwerty123456789 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:08

so why the hell didn't you eat something else? ydi

belladonna_1986 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 14:20

Sounds like a good day to me

Chui 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:00

I fail to see the problem here.

ace135 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:34

how is this an fml sounds good to me im hungry lol

Blackcat119 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:38

try to eat only 4 and 1 half gummie bears in a day, seriously that sucks...

Leiko_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 5:18

How did this even get past the mods?

Jakester 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 19:15

lol at 16

DaMirrorLink 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:56

Big deal, my meals usually consist of 2 microwaved burritos or ramen noodles, and for me thats 1-2 times a day this isnt a FML.

lizlaz 2

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:32

If you are unhappy with what you're eating... EAT SOMETHING ELSE!

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