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By Fairymyass - 17/07/2011 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Broken equipment

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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Intervention

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Walking cliché

By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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salyssac 3

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!

cigi316 13

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

Run like hell!!!

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kiaralove53 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:50

Tinkerbell, who?

danceparty8 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:53

they've been watching tinkerbell to much

hobosapien081 10

Monday 18 July 2011 0:58

fairies are very real, you just have to gi to a gay bar where they all hang out :P

Skee94 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:05

yeah but there's physical evidence on a molecular level that there is

Mi24hind 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:10

What was there "proof"?

stewpididiot 11

Monday 18 July 2011 1:21

you should try to never have battles of wits with unarmed people.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 18 July 2011 1:24

Just agree with her and take her to the next Renaissance faire. And picture the fairies as those aliens that crashed in Roswell.

cyanidesandwich 21

Monday 18 July 2011 1:36

**** faries, mermaids are the ones that are real!!! there us even proof if its existence!

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 18 July 2011 7:38

yeah, of course these days we know them ad manatees.

Wicked361 8

Monday 18 July 2011 1:39

Also leprechauns and unicorns r real...

chaoticnh 0

Monday 18 July 2011 2:33

leperchauns are real, Kyle had to sun balls because of it

sheethapins 13

Monday 18 July 2011 1:43

Like tacos from Taco Bell. Just because they're not made by Mexicans doesn't mean it isn't real Mexican food. Think outside the bun.

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