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By Fairymyass - 17/07/2011 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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salyssac 3

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!

cigi316 13

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

Run like hell!!!

Comments

PutItIn 8

Monday 18 July 2011 6:32

What she meant was that she was addicted to medicine: Tylenol, cough syrup, pain killers, etc., etc.. So she quit medicine and went to teach so the kids smiling faces could influence her that she had something to live for (or she couldn't use for 6 hours) so she went way overboard one night and fell out in her bathroom and she is now writing an album called Recovery.

bigtimebamafan16 0

Monday 18 July 2011 6:34

They sound like Crocker from "The Fairly Oddparents"...

hatepineapple 14

Monday 18 July 2011 6:44

FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!

slieb845 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:07

why were you so greedy?

LoLoRR 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:16

I'd love to see their research and scientific proof of fairy existence! Are the studies based out of the University of Never Never Land?

kaykay9080 5

Monday 18 July 2011 7:16

Fairies are real, dumb ass.

hellojuicyhello 5

Monday 18 July 2011 10:42

yeah, they are real, and there's not many of them left. well not in the city... funny u guys think there fake and made up. hella stupid. do u not know that some bugs glow at night?

shadowpeanut 6

Monday 18 July 2011 7:21

is she blond?

559NVUS 3

Monday 18 July 2011 7:26

fairys are real... when you smoking that dust

Tristan6502 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:29

WTF fairies are real sigga.

Rawrrawr777 1

Monday 18 July 2011 7:40

Lol. My brother had a teacher in high school who believed in faires. They "told" her to write a childrens story and to go to Ireland so she could finaly meet them because appearently you can only see them out of the corner of your eyes...?She also rewinds YouTube videos for the next person to watch