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By Fairymyass - 17/07/2011 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

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By Imaginary girlfriend - 21/09/2009 04:16 - France

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Broken equipment

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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Mind your own business

By Brian - 12/04/2023 12:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML

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By Not so much of a teachers pet - 22/10/2014 20:55 - United States

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 10:00

Today, I got into a screaming fight with my little sister. Why? Because I'm getting "too chummy" with our new stepmom, who by the way is a very sweet woman, and has made our dad so happy since they met. But my sister has made up her mind that all stepmothers are evil. She's seventeen and still thinks like this. FML

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Intervention

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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Walking cliché

By NotBluffing - 02/11/2023 04:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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salyssac 3

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

**** you! fairies are real! get over yourself!

cigi316 13

Monday 18 July 2011 0:25

Run like hell!!!

Comments

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 18 July 2011 3:58

Treat her with respect, not bitch about her on a website.

Enigmax2514 7

Monday 18 July 2011 4:21

were they Irish? ah... the land of the leprechauns and the magical race

saintdalman 4

Monday 18 July 2011 4:21

Just because you can't SEE that wiccanbeauty isn't a raving lunatic in a mental hospital doesn't mean she's not, guys. Think OUTSIDE the box. >inb4 people dont understand the parallel I'm drawing here

toomanychisgirl 3

Monday 18 July 2011 4:31

Maybe they're Wiccans (:

Salkadi 9

Monday 18 July 2011 4:41

Maybe they were ******* with you?

8sq 13

Monday 18 July 2011 4:42

had you ever considered the fact that they were kidding with you??

perdix 29

Monday 18 July 2011 4:42

You are absolutely right, but I'll bet you are not getting any pussy now. *Golf clap* Sometimes, you have to pretend to accept women's crazy ideas. I once was on a date with a hot chick and she started going on and on about astrology. I totally shredded her beliefs with copious amounts of scientific data. She couldn't refute my arguments, but I ended up going home at 9:30 and jerking off to internet ****. Did I really "win?"

magaliwoodrock 19

Monday 18 July 2011 4:44

but you see.... they are real....

Wynthos 2

Monday 18 July 2011 4:44

It's amazing how having a ****** automatically makes every woman right.

Pazu_fml 10

Monday 18 July 2011 6:06

This isn't a "woman thing," it's a "crazy person thing."

ppizz 0

Monday 18 July 2011 4:50

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I NOW BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, UNICORNS, AND BIGFOOT!!! ALL BECAUSE YOU POINTED OUT THAT I CAN'T SEE AIR BUT IT IS REAL!!! FANTASTIC!!!