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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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proudsock 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 14:01

Sounds like urine an awkward situation.

gosh_mate 30

Thursday 19 November 2015 13:58

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

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GloUp_fml 18

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:02

Did it piss you off?

TheMathMajor 26

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:05

Don't cross the streams

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 23:17

Important safety tip, thanks Egon.

writerchic85 25

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:05

I understand that it's weird and rude for him to want to do that but what does him being obese matter? Would you have cared less if it had been a thin man?

crudeandrudeguy 29

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:44

Already asked and answered several times

illmatica 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:20

Gay

oiler 21

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:22

hows that gay that doesnt really make someone gay... Maybe a dare

oiler 21

Thursday 19 November 2015 15:21

did you guys have a watergun fight

theawesomeonee 8

Thursday 19 November 2015 17:06

Would it have been any better if he hadn't been obese? Just kidding, that was at least distasteful.

Silk_Routes 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 17:14

while staring each other

MariaGiovanni 25

Thursday 19 November 2015 18:58

YDI. You should have peed on him to assert dominance.

travelingrae 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 19:17

So if he wasn't obese, it would have been okay?

AfraidOfTheLight 9

Friday 20 November 2015 1:52

#49, Since the man is obese, OP has even less personal space vs if the man was thin...

techiejames 8

Thursday 19 November 2015 20:07

Who in the hell decides to do that?

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