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By Creepedout - 19/11/2015 03:26 - United States - Wilson

Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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proudsock 17

Thursday 19 November 2015 14:01

Sounds like urine an awkward situation.

gosh_mate 30

Thursday 19 November 2015 13:58

Maybe he was busting? But seriously some people need a little patience these days

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samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 19 November 2015 20:38

Even all the toilets were in use?

trucker2 33

Thursday 19 November 2015 22:30

Sounds touching....hope you throat chopped him with your free hand.

dyscomonkee 12

Friday 20 November 2015 0:19

I've heard that it's better to get pissed off than pissed on..... Hope you weren't splashed to much

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 20 November 2015 4:27

Why does it matter that he was obese? Would you have minded if he were hot?

TacoPeps 14

Friday 20 November 2015 8:40

Why is there a need to add the word 'obese'? What is this word perceived as, as a negative? Your situation would have been just as awkward, without the word obese

shortcake18 15

Friday 20 November 2015 8:56

Maybe he was trying to make friends (sarcasm)

mariebelle0712 8

Friday 20 November 2015 13:34

That's weird. Maybe he just wanted to get to know you.

zaarae 7

Friday 20 November 2015 20:04

I agree that is terrible and gross but why was the fact he was obese pointed out. As far as I can tell it didn't add anything to the story.

octopussperm125 18

Friday 20 November 2015 21:37

SWORD FIGHT!!!!!

zanzalanz 5

Saturday 21 November 2015 1:39

But did your peepees touch?

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