By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 206
You deserved it 30 095

Same thing different taste

Top comments

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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miss_booboo_8 0

What happens when you're married? Or what if someone walks by and sees you,let's hope it's not the police cus that would be an awkward story to explain to him

theladysman 1

have you ever heard of a plunger go to just about any store its a stick with a rubber thing at the end and have them explain to you how to use one .....problem solved

zebralover23 14

he should except you for what you do

MillerBeerTime 5

Then stop eating so much shitty food and you wouldn't have to do that. Smh

I work at a gas station and I hate it when people do that!! Considering when they do it it's in the morning and I am working alone! Please stop for the sake of all corner store attendants.

You do know that you can flush halfway through, so that there is less to flush at the end, right?

I agree with 19 on the fact that you are probably using too much tp...i don't ever clog the toilet, yet somehow both my wife & step-daughter continue to think something is wrong with our toilet since it almost always clogs when they use it...even just peeing, I keep telling them "you don't have to wrap tp around your hand 5-10 times for each wipe! 4 squares folded over 1x for each wipe (no more than 4 wipes) will do just fine".

Either unclog it urself or flush in the middle of u ******** or maybe u just really need to use less tp

if you keep this up you'll be on a first name basis with the cashier, which, trust me is in a good thing at all.