Health: Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself...

By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By S3XY_SiNG3R - 11/04/2020 02:00

Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML

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pixiebubz 26

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:07

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

jakk_mehoff 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 16:10

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

Comments

juicifer 0

Friday 22 June 2012 0:45

That's hot...

MeanInGreen 3

Friday 22 June 2012 0:59

Drink more water, that helps keep it reasonably sized

MEmaniac 1

Friday 22 June 2012 2:00

Hold down the lever for a while until it goes down a lot of the time it's not actually clogged

StrangeDuckling 9

Friday 22 June 2012 2:24

You must not plan on getting married with him then. If he's to immature to realize that girls have 'bodily functions' too, then obviously he's not fit to live with. You put up with his shit, he should put up with yours. And, P.S: What about the people at the corner stores and gas stations? ~~ *You walk into the store* * Employees whisper together* "OH SHIT! It THAT chick again!!" *Calls to you* " Uuhh... The restroom is out of order!!" You: " What?! Again?!" Them: " Uhh yeah... Again..." You: "I'll go next door then!!" *Goes next door and repeats process* ~~ *Goes to new store* You: " Uhh, Hi. Where's the restroom?" Employee: "Over there" You: "Thanks" *Comes out half an hour later* You: "Uhh... Bye" *Employee looks confused and whispers* " What the?!? She's STILL here?!?!" *Goes in later to clean restroom* "DEAR GOD!!!! WHY?!!!!!?!?!" *Has to go to hospital in critical condition* Lol-- You know I'm just kidding!! Tee-Hee!!!

ogle5431 1

Friday 22 June 2012 2:33

When I first started living with my wife we both felt awkward about pooping. You just need to get over it though. If your bf has a problem with it then he's the strange one.

Mauskau 35

Friday 22 June 2012 3:04

What's wrong with doing a poo? -.- I don't see why women don't want men to know they go to the toilet. Yeah they think it's because men think women don't poo. You know why? Because they're so ******* annoying about it and hide it and pretend they don't do it. Everyone does it. The only problem that is understandable is people hearing it.

tigrouficele2012 44

Friday 22 June 2012 3:17

You only shit once a day?

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 22 June 2012 3:42

Suck it up, if he can't love or respect you just because you clog the toilet then you don't deserve him. Also, GET A PLUNGER! You can unclog it yourself and he would NEVER know. I too, used to clog the toilet a lot, but I always unclogged it myself so no one ever realized it had been clogged.