By TheDumper - 21/06/2012 10:02 - United States - Chandler

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML
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pixiebubz 26

And you plan on doing this for how long...?

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jakk_mehoff 4

if ur taking that big of a dump maybe its time to change your diet

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jwbfml 11

Sooner or later you're going to run out of reasons to go to the store.

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murphdarkly 13

Add fiber or laxatives to your diet, so you take more but smaller poos

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xxcloboxx 1

What do you eat that makes you clog up the toilet each time?... I think it's time to lay off whatever it is.

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thatguyyx 4

... Just flush more often in between. Problem solved. I'm a genius, I know.

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snafu63 0

you could just unclog the toilet and not tell him that you clogged it. you're not very bright. do you walk out of the bathroom and say, "just took a wicked shit and backed up the toilet something awful." ydi

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I suggest a change in diet perhaps...

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Maybe you shouldn't be living with your boyfriend quite yet if you are still embarrassed about taking a dump with him around. I mean, it's only natural.. Everyone *****. Living together and you still are not comfortable about things like that with him I think you might want to rethink your relationship and where you two are at in it.

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lefty619 6

Ever heard of a courtesy flush? Haha flush multiple times to reduce build up But that names awesome hahhahahah hahahaha "the dumper"

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