Miscellaneous: Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for...

By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By froggylicious - 16/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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By Hashtagfail - 04/08/2021 10:01 - Netherlands

Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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Alas, poor Kermit

By W...T...F - 09/08/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML

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By BSwan - 15/03/2011 00:57 - Australia

Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML

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bob1124 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:14

Maybe they're endangered because they're too dumb to move?

Mnemic 5

Friday 19 June 2009 12:20

Take its DNA and clone the hell out of the poor bastard. ;)

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ilikequarters 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:02

agreed, it's fake. a frog has much sharper senses than that, you can't just step on one. It will see you before you see it.

shakenbake93 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:09

U know they can track u now? I would get rid of ur computer before they can trace it back to u.

UsingLogic 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:59

Seeing how you spell, it's amazing you know what a computer is. Obviously you still haven't gone around all the keys on your keyboard. Hint: Y and O are on the first row of letters. Now, for your knowledge, any governmental agency that can find the identity of OP has more important things to do than fining people for stepping on a frog, even an endangered specie. Not to mention that the fact that OP posted this here does not prove it really happened. His lawyer would just have to tell the court that he made up the whole story, and nobody would ever be able to prove anything. So if the US government is going to spend money to track this guy down on the grounds that he claimed on an entertainment website that he accidentally killed a frog, that country is really messed up.

Logica42 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 11:34

Lawl.

cheese1756 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:15

I hope it wasn't a Golden Toad in Costa Rica. . .

Daggertrout 6

Friday 19 June 2009 15:28

So the frog croaked, huh.

thatwasobvious 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:34

frogs are pretty trusting though. well, toads, anyway. you have to touch em almost to get them to move.

shortwiz247 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:45

I can't believe it took 36 people to say that. WIN

reetah 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:47

okay 36 made me laugh xD and if this is your job, shouldn't you be like.... good at it? :P what were you expecting, the frog to be floating in the air in front of you? always watch your feet when looking for something on the ground...