By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
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smashgrab 0

Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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felipe87 2

yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

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thebckid 0

write beside it ; is an abusive bastard

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Then burn the desk. And quit whining, I'm pretty sure they have some sort of product that will get the ink out. And pens don't engrave.

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rebwonders 0

oh, don't be so dramatic! just get a little Steele wool and rub that guy right off of your desk! rubbing also works on the new b'friend ;-)

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Cass3m0 0

My sentiments exactly! :D Burn the desk, get rid of pent up emotions and you get to witness a pretty fire. :3 It's a win all around.

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ebud2010 2

if you spray axe or any other deodorant spray and spray it in there it will take it right off

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wednesdeyy 5

lol op put abusive so everyone feels sorry for her :3

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steven_yow 0

I am going to have to agree with the isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol. As for 68, Everclear is 190 proof so that may work better.

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FastLikeATree 0

hahaha going overboard gets you nowhere

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vbmg152 18

I have done this on my wood coffee table! I took a little alcohol, cleaned it right off

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