Intimacy: Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By ailat0107 - 31/05/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By reallyman__639 - 13/12/2011 12:26 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

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eeppiicc 8

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

That's impressive paper folding

mylifesucks_fml 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:43

You should make it an origami tampon.

knt0122 0

Saturday 23 June 2012 23:52

Please,give me it.I want to use :)

ednusi 7

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:14

It's a gift, take it as one

StrangeDuckling 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 3:15

Yea, it's just a Gag-Gift! One is not supposed to take a Gag-Gift seriously!

nerdywhiteguy 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:14

Was the origami ****** a virgin or has she be previously used

Hiphuray4peas 27

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:41

I love it! Annoying gift, but too funny!

timelessfahad 3

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:44

if that doesn't ringabell I wonder what would.

Migole 36

Sunday 24 June 2012 0:51

That's pretty hilarious actually ^^

mariah_victoria 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:12

How the hell is this a YDI?

npballer 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:29

How the heck

ravemasterroxas 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 1:45

Lovely.

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