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By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 03:30 - Canada

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up and they bid their farewells. My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML
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GoW_Chick 14

Just tell them you hate to say goodbye because that means you might not see them ever again

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JustinComments 3

Are you guys serious? Lol, is everyone a bunch of grammar nazi's? Btw, you forgot the period.

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LadyCarter89 6

Yup, FMLer's are super precious when it comes to grammar! Personally, it bugs me but not enough to thumb people down or correct it - half the time it's clear its only a small typing error or auto-correct.

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DocBastard 38

JustinComments - Yes, the Grammar Nazis are very serious. Oh, and by the way, Grammar* Nazis* If you're going to correct someone, make sure you do it correctly.

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HaleyXx_fml 11

Docbastard correct me if I am wrong here, but I believe that apostrophe after the yes may have been unnecessary. Then again I'm only in tenth grade english... Which is normal since I'm in tenth grade.

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dukeunidude 4

#87 That statement has very bad sentence structure.

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HaleyXx_fml 11

Haha ohh damn I feel stupid now well thanks for correcting me

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HaleyXx_fml 11

As you can assume. My grades are not that good...

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kingsley_fml 8

You say hello when they said goodbye Goodbye Goodbye I don't know why you said hello they said goodbye

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octopusxO 3

Was that supposed to be a reference to a Beatles song....

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kingsley_fml 8

@ 13: It's a spin on a classic Beatles tune...

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ishida1235 0

The Beatles suck their music should just fall off the earth and burn in the sun

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Jewelie737 0

Hopefully they laughed and just thought you were having a really long day!

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Snafuusmc 12

"You say goodbye and I say hello" Beatles anyone?

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jeremyt8nc 6

Funny, I was playing that just an hour ago.

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kingsley_fml 8

You say yes and I say no?

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XxHoPPoxX 8

Who are the beatles ?

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HaleyXx_fml 11

John Lennon's soul is crying because of that comment :( how do you not know the Beatles?

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WCARlover 34

Reminds me of the time I bit into a scorching Hot Pocket and said "brr"...it happens

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roseXthorns 8

*sings* hot pocket! Jim Gaffigan, anyone?

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HaleyXx_fml 11

Daniel tosh made a hot pocket joke too...

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MusicLastForever 4

Signs of stupidity is sexy.

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LiyIa_fml 8

I dont see any poor spelling here! Only a jack ass

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LiyIa_fml 8

Yeah...... Why cant people just laugh it off!!!! I do. :)

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perdix 29

Idiots like you should say "Aloha" or "Shalom" which mean both hello and good-bye because you lack the sense to know which one applies.

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chili10 18

And I assume the great and mighty perdix has never had a single slip of the tongue?

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perdix 29

Actually #51, when my tongue slips just right, I am at my greatest ;)

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GoW_Chick 14

Wow perdix you sure do know how to get a girl excited ;)

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perdix 29

#58. I'm just getting warmed up, over here!

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kingsley_fml 8

@60 - May the farce be with you.

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chili10 18

How did I know you would make a sex joke? :)

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GoW_Chick 14

62- make sure you stay at a steady pace wouldn't want to finish too early.

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perdix 29

#72, Um, because you've been reading my comments for more than three days? #77, Don't worry, my motto is "Slow and steady wins the race." You may want to bring a book.

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