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By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

Comments

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Monday 13 April 2009 2:07

Quick! make it look like you were just practicing

SpunkT 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I hope you took it back. ******* dump that stupid bitch.

pommeblossom 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:08

That is so rude of her!

Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:09

don't forget to tell her to get tested before you dump her just to **** with her.

Wonka_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:11

I have a feeling something like this will happen to me. I mean, welcome to the text messaging era. People rely on it now.

meetmeinhell 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:11

ouch i usually laugh at other peoples failures but thats just EFFED UP, what a WITCH, sorry dude, i cant imagine doing something u hope to do just once and having it get blown into your face, sorry dude

nickilikeewoahh 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:12

My mother and I were reading this together & now she has some jokes about how often I text. What did she say? If it were me, I'd be texting my friends to say how such a great guy had just proposed :) Good luck!