Love: Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying,...

By suckstobeme - 12/04/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By ozzy - 06/11/2016 09:18 - United States - Campbell

Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2012 12:50 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML

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By Aaron J - 22/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was walking through the park when I saw a guy getting down on one knee to propose. As I passed by, I gave a big thumbs up and loudly said, "You got this!" He was actually tying his shoe. No one else was actually even there with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Aethren 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:59

maybe you should have texted her instead

ptrek85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 2:02

I really hope you didn't try to propose again.

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sydney9_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:46

I'm soooo sorry. It might have been something very important though i.e. someone in the hospital etc.

synnerr 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:27

That's ******* terrible!!!

oasisaddict 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 0:31

Aw..... :( That really DOES s***. Ditto #95

snzizle 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:17

lol when she finished with the text you should have said: "You know what, never mind. I've gotta make a call" and walk away

lele1232 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:01

sucks for u bitch :P

whiterabbit_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 5:06

Dump this bitch like a bad habit.

maxv_15 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 6:48

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

_mcs_ 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:39

#94: Then you think she would have told him to hold on and that there was an emergency to deal with. Seriously, if she was texting her friends while you were trying to propose, I hope you haven't tried to propose a second time. xD