Miscellaneous: Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind....

By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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You deserved it 29 031

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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You deserved it 8 437

Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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You deserved it 15 425

By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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You deserved it 12 485

Asshat bus drivers, with their "rules"

By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 14:57 - Italy - Padova

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 17 305

So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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You deserved it 38 687

By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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You deserved it 2 550

By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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You deserved it 13 758

By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

xdevotchkax 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:28

did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o

Xellith 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 23:13

owned.

Comments

capthavoc123 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:31

I could understand if you were all alone when this happened, but did you really think someone was going to rape or assault you in the middle of a classroom full of people?

purinbichi09 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:31

I agree with

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 6:15

NOO YOU LEFT ME HANGING! ToT 

shellough 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:36

u fucktards everyone of u i swear to god if i hear another fml i will go insane! u people have nothing better to do then just blert it out? u ******* retards

kevind23 0

Friday 20 November 2009 2:47

HURR DURR, I READ NUTSACK, I LEARN 4 GRADE ENGLISH

Captain_Ufail 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:11

hahahaha dumbass lol

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 20 November 2009 3:32

I'm just wondering what the hell a "rucksack" is... :S

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:42

backpack

jisatsu 0

Friday 20 November 2009 8:50

ok i think we all agree for at lest 3 seconds we thought you were talking about your balls.

victory25 0

Friday 20 November 2009 12:46

LoL! I bet you said "Let Go!!!" really, really loud too!!! LoL!!!-

DeTard 0

Friday 20 November 2009 15:05

Wow, this is an FML? You got laughed at by your class once? Big ****** deal, it's called life. It happens sometimes. Had you gotten hurt doing so, or had you done this while walking into an assembly late and done this in front of 500+ and got everyone's attention, sure, FML. But the way this happened, you're just a whiny bitch. Everyone gets made fun of at some point in school, it's how you react to it that matters. You failed.