Miscellaneous: Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind...

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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Balls

By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

sorry, that sucks

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:59

That's chill.

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abihae 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:31

oh that's just cold.

Zayna_604 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:45

Honestly, if that were me, I would just laugh... 

BigBagel 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:48

ydi for letting your house get dandruff

mercedes3210 6

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:37

lol! gotta love snow showers!!

whatyotalkinbout 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:12

I like how you imply that the door magically slammed itself take some personal responsibility

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 30 December 2010 10:34

To all those who are saying doors don't slam themselves I just have to say that on occasion, yes they do. Air pressure changes will cause doors to close harder than they normally would or even to slam without anyone touching them. For example if you have a window open upstairs and one open downstairs plus you have a bedroom door standing open, often if you were to then open another bedroom door, the first one slams shut due to the pressure change in the house.

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Thursday 30 December 2010 10:36

Weird but true, I myself have witnessed this phenomenon in multiple houses. I don't think such was the case here but I like to avoid blanket statements about things. OP FYL for having that much snow on top of your house, but as I said I suspect YDI for pulling the door hard enough to slam it. (Sorry about the two posts, for some reason it won't let me post long ones)