Cute and Kids: Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By drewcaver - 12/04/2015 19:49 - United States - Houston

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

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By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

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By applesmama - 17/09/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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Friday 15 October 2010 9:13

That's when you pat her on the head and give her a treat.

schwancy 2

Friday 15 October 2010 9:14

Awww she's learning.

Comments

CoachLlama 5

Friday 15 October 2010 11:44

Only one moment that you will recall with a chuckle. There will be many, many more. Enjoy every one of them.

ballinpro23 3

Friday 15 October 2010 12:05

factly? is that a word?

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 15 October 2010 12:50

"matter-of-factly." you have to use all of it. otherwise, not a word. |the kid|

garza559 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:06

i would have been laughing my ass off! haha

Nyc__Princess 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:20

Kids these days :-(

DarDar1 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:39

atleast she does say it anymore good girl

imright24 0

Friday 15 October 2010 13:41

She didn't pull that word out of thin air. I wonder who else uses it. YDI.

oliver86 8

Friday 15 October 2010 13:45

at least she dosent drop the c bomb

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 15 October 2010 13:53

Just think, now you have the Condescension and Superiority phase to look forward to!

jinxthejinx 0

Friday 15 October 2010 14:17

My thoughts exactly! The precocious ones are always so annoyingly cute, or cutely annoying, so you're never sure whether you want to like them or hate them—but either way you can't wait for them to grow up.