By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, as I put my 4 year-old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML
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FFML_314 11

That's when you pat her on the head and give her a treat.

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schwancy 2

Awww she's learning.

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blahblahblah1234_fml 0

kids say the funniest things

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JUICYC 0

well ydi for letting your kid be around that language

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sourgirl101 28

Great ******* job mommy!(:

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bombtastic 10

lmao, I totally imagined the kid doing that too. funny stuff right there.

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mrahhhhh 21

OP, be happy! She's on the final step (Step 4). "Step 4, don't say **** anymore because **** is the worst word that you can say! So just use the word "Mmmkay"!" Only 1.5 internets to whoever gets this. It should be as obvious as a polar bear in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. :/

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Jimboom 11

Indeed. But what would Brian boitano do?

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sourgirl101 28

Damn, you are like the Alex Trebek of FML! We need to give you your own game show!(:

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TheNewGuy03 28

25 -- brian boitano will falcon punch your girlfriend so that she doesn't have babies. |the kid|

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MissErikaHart 0

aw I thought there was 1st replyer. it was at the bottom and it didn't say it had any

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anarchy109 5

I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two

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Namenlos_fml 20

bad parenting. either kill it or pick a guy and call it your father. it needs a better influence

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ObviouslyJesus 1

Your child has a great gift to give to this world

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FMLinCA 12

what gift is that? being a menace to society?

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perdix 29

I think your child was trying to teach you something.

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