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By lotd - 31/07/2012 23:28 - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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By Mel - 01/10/2024 02:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML

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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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dead_insects 18

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:59

could be worse: could be a necklace made from used tampons! But seriously, that's ******* weird...

THEKAISER 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:00

Bloody hell

Comments

Braxton_84 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:05

I fail to see how this deserved to get approved by the admins as worth posting to FML.

HSOMGF 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:06

That's wrong like a big old wrong thing that's really wrong.

EricCEric 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 14:37

You don't make sense...

quackImapenguin 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 7:13

No more wrong than a necklace of candy wrappers. Which is definitely no big deal, just kinda silly.

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:10

She's... Um... Prepaired?

sarbear293 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:39

Oh so she already comes in two's? Thank god I was worried.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 1 August 2012 15:40

*prepared You were close, but if there were actual tampons in the wrappers and not just wrappers themselves, she would be. :)

amatoy 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:12

Too bad it wasn't made of Butterbeer corks. Still, she could have been a real-life Luna Lovegood.

stevenJB 25

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:56

Omg I love Luna, shes so adorable!!!! >:3

FMLlifesucks11 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:42

Haha you're awesome

momogal 22

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:23

LOL I was getting ready to say it could be Luna sporting her newest necklace!

Phustercluck 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:12

Oh noooo, you had to sit next to someone wearing an odd piece of jewelry. What world is this where slightly uncomfortable situations like this can occur? :|