Health: Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns...

By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:59

Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:03

you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in

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rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:23

Wonderful spot of pranking. Was it beef gravy or onion gravy?

skppy1225 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:23

PINKIE PIE.

baabyxniiica 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:24

Mmm..gravy :)

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:40

Ed? Is that you?

loserman67 35

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:31

Are you sure it was gravy and not dried, well you know..... If it was gravy, you should have turnd off the water, gone and got some good crusty bread, then turned the water back on full steam HOT and had yourself a nice meal. Nothing like dipping some good bread into a nice gravy. I say you cover their sheets with a light coating of mashed potato flakes!

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:31

I don't know how others shower, but I always turn the water on and let it run until it heats up. Not into cold showers. Burr!

meridius4510 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:32

Simply genius.

s15c 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:32

I dunno about you but I never get in the shower then turn on the water, the first few seconds of cold are awful, I always let it warm up.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:37

Stop the shower, get some fried chicken with mashed taters, go back in the shower and turn it on. Inconclusion, you get clean and you get a nice hot dinner. Happy eating.