Health: Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns...

By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 19:34 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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DreamForMe 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:59

Hahahah I'll have to try this prank on my friend

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 16:03

you get in the shower before you turn the water on? that's stupid, your supposed to bring the shower to temp then get in

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IndigoArkanian 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:20

Whatever, good thing you're in the shower

krs7g4 8

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:57

Genius.

LuvvableMi_Mi 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:09

At least you taste good... :) #Gravy-licious... Lol

djxoebxoab 4

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:34

So wait until the gravy gets washed away.....

AnhedonicRightNo 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:42

Hooch is crazy!

jayjay46 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:43

anybody taken back to the scrubs soup shower prank?

Furytalon 14

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:50

I would eat it

kims0706 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:56

Thanksgiving in the shower!!!

LiLKuttie 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:26

GENIUS! Im going to try this now ^-^

franwins0827 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:27

That is an awesome prank.

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