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Same thing different taste
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You would've still had to listen to the kid screaming, whether they sat behind you, or beside of you. Who's to say you would've hit it off with the woman if she did sit beside you? Even if you did, what would it get you?
A date, perhaps.
Grow some balls and say I'm saving the seat for someone. YDI
Put a pig costume on his mom and watch the kid chase her around.
the manners people have today give me no hope in the human race..
She is ****! You got saved by this potato head boy
What is with everyone assuming this woman is a ****/hoe/man-using-woman? We're not giving nearly enough context in this FML to arrive to such a conclusion, so I'm curious why commenters are jumping on that bandwagon?
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Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!
Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.