By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 492
You deserved it 2 082

Same thing different taste

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Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

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You would've still had to listen to the kid screaming, whether they sat behind you, or beside of you. Who's to say you would've hit it off with the woman if she did sit beside you? Even if you did, what would it get you?

Grow some balls and say I'm saving the seat for someone. YDI

olpally 32

Son of a bitch...time to hit the airport bar for a drink... :D

Put a pig costume on his mom and watch the kid chase her around.

Bena_Round2long 2

Sounds like a hoe fo sho anyways!

kat4x1track 5

Sucks to be you. I would have punched those people.

yenidewi 11

the manners people have today give me no hope in the human race..

She is ****! You got saved by this potato head boy

What is with everyone assuming this woman is a ****/hoe/man-using-woman? We're not giving nearly enough context in this FML to arrive to such a conclusion, so I'm curious why commenters are jumping on that bandwagon?

CharresBarkrey 15

Everyone? There are 2 comments saying this, not including yours...