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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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By Rick - 28/07/2011 10:51 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:29

tell em to go f*ck themselves

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:29

just hope you never end up in prison

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rawyak 4

Friday 25 March 2011 2:35

yes I'm gay

tesuan 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:58

I have nowhere else to sit... :/

womanjesus 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:07

LOL at the 1111 kids that said she deserved it .

brunettegurly 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:13

then dress like a girl and don't get butch haircuts

Bartimaeus 7

Friday 25 March 2011 3:30

then stop watching so much Jersey Shore

lizliz23 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:46

wate so wat r u

flyboy96 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:18

I love having those arguments. :D

loulou616 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:36

sorry that sucks dude....I mean...oh,

chocolat3pi3 1

Friday 25 March 2011 5:55

Learn to accept it. If it was the first time then it's fine. Those peeps can't tell the differences from a woman and a man. Good for them. My friend has constantly been mistaken for a girl. We laugh it off together (:

sernaa45 3

Friday 25 March 2011 5:58

haha sorry but that's funny

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