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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

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By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

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By Too manly - 20/03/2013 04:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML

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By Rick - 28/07/2011 10:51 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 24 March 2011 8:29

tell em to go f*ck themselves

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 9:29

just hope you never end up in prison

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dansco 24

Friday 25 March 2011 6:39

So you're either a butch girl or a girly boy! lol Time to get a makeover... Or dress better ;)

Lightcrusade 9

Friday 25 March 2011 6:50

LOL I think it was me and my friend

HawkFootball 0

Friday 25 March 2011 7:21

You must be hot.

alissa_roar 6

Friday 25 March 2011 7:43

That's when rip off your shirt to reveal your lacy bra! You were wearing one, I hope.

notsofriendly 17

Friday 25 March 2011 8:31

or drop your pants and show no bulge. :D

xdust 4

Friday 25 March 2011 10:13

take it as a hint to not dress like a ******* man then ya stupid bitch

1234USMC 0

Friday 25 March 2011 10:58

same thing happened to me. except it was more like is that a really really cute guy or just a SEXY AS F**K guy. hahaha

slimjadey013 0

Friday 25 March 2011 13:00

what gender r u

RabenSchwartz 3

Friday 25 March 2011 16:41

I don't see why everyones telling her to dress differently, op just dress how you want, but if it bothers you that much you gotta decide if you'd rather change yourself or live with people not knowing your gender sometimes. I personally have people mistake me for a guy a lot, but I honestly don't give a shit. I think it's kinda cool actually. :P

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:23

pick a side and run with it. the ambiguity of ur dress is not accidental I'm sure

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