Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild...

By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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Dash!

By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:36

Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!

moonmask 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.

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abcachero 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:04

hahahahahahahaha

manda_baby_rawr 4

Wednesday 4 August 2010 4:08

lawl snorlax. my lvl 50 kyogre will kick your fat ass. XD I myself am a "Pokémon nerd" bitch. and I just pwned your ass

Jogan1234 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 10:01

160, pokemon are made of energy thats how they get in the pokeballs damn and yea pokemon ruuullleesssss i have ash's hat from the origonal season=)

ChelsiiBabee 5

Tuesday 31 August 2010 13:16

I'm not a freaking nerd but I still love Pokemon. (:

PROBLEMS99 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

mayb it's just a joke or they hate u

prettyteen13 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 13:58

wth pokemon ftw nd snorlax is sexyy. xD well any way tht nawt tht bad say yur mother nd then laugh

Khfan12 13

Monday 6 December 2010 6:24

LOL favorited. :) I LOVE Pokemon, they shouldn't have made fun of you, but that's hilarious.

iamweasel321 0

Monday 3 January 2011 2:40

kick there asses and call officer jenny

tictactesstor 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:34

thats messed, but still REALLY funny!

xDisasterous 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:26

Well that's when you say "nah man, i'm the hulk....HULK SMASH!" then punch them in the face :3

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Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML

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Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

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Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML

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Today, after 27 years of dedicated and loyal service, it finally happened, I was robbed at gunpoint at work. The whole heist only took about 30 seconds and the perpetrator took off without taking anything from me. I still don't get it. What kind of screwball would hijack a garbage truck? FML

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Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML

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Today, I almost got hit by a car because the kid in the back who was wearing headphones was paying more attention to the road than the driver. He only just stopped her. FML

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Today, while I was reading on my tablet, my dog wanted to be let outside, so I set down the tablet and let her outside. I returned to the living room to continue reading when I heard a crunch. The tablet had fallen to the floor and I'd stepped on it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kids, it doesn't get any better

Dash!

People never learn

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