Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild...

By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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Dash!

By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:36

Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!

moonmask 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.

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misslex 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:48

um wow seriously? some people don't know when to quit. and yes, for those of you who are saying "pokemon" is awesome, you may wanna grow up and realize you aren't in the fifth grade. the same for the people who were making fun of this poor guy :( ugh. don't let em getcha down sweetie!

containsnosoy 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:11

Wow, it's amazing how similar this FML is to this motivational picture. http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs213.snc3/22058_253872719627_227454654627_3093569_5522225_n.jpg

jerylann 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:39

dude f them kiddds.. snorlax was the shiiiiitt!! you should come back at em with like yugioh insults.. pokemons the shit but yugioh and bakughan or whatever the **** is out there doesnt cut it.. tell those kids to get fuckked.. ohh wait most of em prolly couldnt even if they tried! :) hang in there mahnn

GabbyElle7 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:47

awwwwwww thats not right! there below you in the social status!

Notastalker 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:18

that's the greatest line ever.

lizabee24 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:59

Awh... I hate it when people make fun of over weight people. :( Why does everyone care about pokemon? It's cool & all, but wouldn't the feelings of others matter more? :)

AziraLevana 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:59

@147: Agreed. There are many reasons why people can be overweight, and assuming that someone is fat due solely to laziness or diet is a display of extreme ignorance. Does making fun of someone else's health issues make them feel good? if so, the bullies have bigger psychological issues than big people have weight issues.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 22 January 2010 19:34

but the real question is how can you catch em all? it was possible with the original 151 even the secret mew and mewtoo, but now theres like millions. pokemon has some high expectations for these kids.

kastanjer 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:01

Next time they do that, shout back "SNORLAX ATTACKS IN A GRUMPY RAGE!" and throw a desk at them. And then put it on MLIA.

manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:24

Sit on them, FATTY.

RanaElaseim 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:19

"I got made fun of by Pokemon nerds." No my good sir, you were not made fun of by Pokemon nerds, you were made fun of by /b/tards. Welcome to the internetz.