Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild...

By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:36

Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!

moonmask 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.

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intensitive 11

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:53

And this is when you say, "try to have balls first before you upgrade to ultra balls" i mean, if they were dudes..

xxdakotaxx 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:27

win. just full on win :P

AxCxDxDx 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 10:55

Hey, at least they weren't anime freaks.

Kalje 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:04

the phrase "wild snorlax appears" is a commonly used punch-line for overweight people on pictures on 4chan and 420chan, it has nothing to do with pokemon fans.

videokid2000 10

Friday 13 July 2012 4:18

Snorlax is a Pokemon, so it has a lot to do with Pokemon fans.

pimp_fairy 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:06

im pretty sure that insult is ten years out of date...

miss_missi 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:34

You should have ran at them screaming BODY SLAM.

akotus 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 13:21

LOL! I had my large buddy do that... looked painful, heard a snapping noise...

tkarin 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 11:41

I'm a Pokémon nerd, and those people were NOT Pokémon nerds. It doesn't take any kind of fandom knowledge to make a reference that stopped being funny years ago (it's been more than a decade since Snorlax came out-- actual fans got over it long ago), and indeed the kind of people who would do that are probably outside the fandom in the first place and get all their information about it from popular culture. I'm very sorry some idiot has been using our fandom to insult you, but believe me, it has nothing to do with us.