Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild...

By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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Dash!

By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:36

Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!

moonmask 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.

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SeximusPrime 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:53

YDI for being a fatass. Put down the burger and go exercise.

tkarin 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:54

@ sarkazmos -- you rock. ;)

Ochabox 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:58

you're lying. I saw that on 4chan

safmonster 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:26

Yeah well maybe so did the people who copied it?

venomlash 9

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:43

Did you body slam them?

Z_Money 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:29

that is solid. best insult ever.

testing_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:53

1. Pokemon is awesome. 2. Why waste Ultra Balls on a Snorlax?

ily1210 10

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:00

lmfaooo this is hilarious

FlyPhoenix 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:17

aww thats just sad. :(

Soniclover3 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:34

They should have called you Groudon, the heaviest pkmn

chaos753159 4

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:40

I  snorlax You shud have hit em with your master balls

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Today, I got an email from the Law School Admissions Council saying that they received my request for my LSAT cancellation and they are confirming that it has been cancelled. The email also said the score will not be reinstated for any reason. I never requested for my score to be cancelled. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kids, it doesn't get any better

Dash!

People never learn

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