Miscellaneous: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild...

By snorlax - 20/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By teach - 14/11/2010 07:31 - United States

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

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By pokeOww - 13/09/2019 22:00

Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 18/09/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

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People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:36

Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!

moonmask 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:00

But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.

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atropos42 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:17

Those were not "Pokemon nerds." They were /b/tards. If you understand what that means, you'll know not to take them seriously. They're far more contemptible human beings than you are. And they like it that way.

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:41

You should have kicked them in the Ultra Balls until the Pokepuked.

Newbie21 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:51

pokemon are lame that was soooooo 2000!!!

neko_ceko 3

Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:53

MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

marine10_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:08

use your weight to your advantage and sit on them, give them a little bit of beef stew from last night.

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:12

It was pretty funny OP just laugh it off, everyone has certain features that they get teased with. You could also try to lose some weight :3

sarkasmos 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:12

I'm not sure what's worse...the fact I thought that they were horrible for making fun of you, or the fact that the moment I read this, thought they sucked ass at pokemon for having to use ultra balls...on a snorlax. I used a pokeball. Or a great ball. Obviously they're not skilled enough, Ergo, they are not true pokenerds. I have this funny feeling I might be though however.

andjok 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:29

I doubt they thought their insult that far through, they probably just said "Ultra Balls" because it is funnier.

fml9585 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:49

rofl fyl u got owned

kbaker90 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:03

Omg, I used to get called Snorlax too! I'm not sure why, though, as I'm very skinny and don't snore. *shrug* Anyway, we have the same nickname. Go Snorlaxs!